Born: Marianna, Florida, October 1, 1942

Reared: Tallahassee Florida

I have lived and/or worked in Florida, Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, California, Georgia, Maine, New York, Oklahoma, and Texas. I have traveled in every US state except Hawaii, every provence of Canada and every in country south of the US-Mexican border. I guess that makes me a highly traveled Aardvark.

I was nicknamed das Aardvark by my mother because of a high propensity to cavort with glee and diligent frequency in mudpuddles as a toddler.

I never graduated from high school, but . . . I attended Dallas County Community College District, Richland and Eastfield campuses - AAS (Natural Sciences - 4.0); Southern Methodist University - BA (Biology; Botany; Chemistry; Physics; Education - 3.5); North Texas State University (studied nuclear chemistry but no Masters or PhD  degree. 4.0) I taught the sciences in the ghettos of DISD, Dallas, TX. Found driving a taxi in the dark a hell of a lot safer. I do not like politicians of any stripe, especially Liberals; loathe bureaucrats of every stripe; don't care for gaudy preachers or organized religions (I am a vehement non-denominational Christian), have a few dozens of dings, dents, scars, and a despicably gross fat spare tire (the revolting result of seven abdominal operations since 1961), and finally, I do not own a gun, but my Samari sword'll take off a Damnfool's head in one swipe . . . hands/feet  too if any get in the way.

I abhor stupidity in general and stupid Damnfools in particular. I have been known to be very blunt with the same and I have a superior command of the English language which I use forcefully and at will to slice them to the core . . . the more it shames them the better. Damnfools, especially Liberal Damnfools, beware.